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>And then breathe…

>Yesterday was not a good day. It is sort of hard for me to put into words. I could rant and shout about a handful of things but at the end of the day I’m the one to blame for how I felt yesterday....

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Calling Dr. Freud

I rarely sleep well on Sunday nights. I think it may be a throw-back to being a kid… you run around like an idiot all weekend and on Sunday night you didn’t want to go to sleep because you were staring...

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>Grinchy McScroogerson

>Oh good! A seasonal rant and it isn’t even bloody December yet. Awesome. Secret Santa blows a bag of dicks at the bus stop. Fact. Somehow I get roped into this crap every year and I don’t know how...

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Thanks, Captain Tips

>Back home, I don’t even think about tipping. I seem to remember having to tip everyone who provided anything remotely resembling a service around 15%, regardless of how shitty the service was. This...

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>Medealicious

>I have the maternal instincts of… well… of a dude. Maybe worse. Maybe not as bad as Medea, but getting there. Somewhere between Medea and a crotchety* old male bachelor. The kind who yells at kids...

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>Lament of the Loner (or Lonely)

>Alternative title:  One is the Loneliest (or most expensive) number I need a break.  Not a holiday, per se, but a break. In other words: It doesn’t have to be additional time off work. It could be...

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What are you trying to tell me, brain?

Did I get enough sleep last night? Probably not.  But since when have I ever gotten enough sleep? My moms says I’ve had insomnia since birth; I was an impossible baby to get to sleep right from birth....

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Murf Mode

This was the first week of some pretty major changes as I try to improve on my quality of life. I’m not sure if it is going well or not. I’m pretty sleepy bears. Here are the biggest changes that I...

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How’s my week been?

I’m going to tell a story to illustrate how my week has been going. At work, the majority of us (read: everyone except the directors) have shit office chairs. You know the ones. Worth about £60 and the...

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Being grown up is hard work

You’d think I would be completely and utterly used to being broke by this point in the month; seeing as how by this point in the month I am usually completely and utterly broke. But this month has...

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